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You Want My Shit? Here’s My F*cking Poem

By on March 7, 2015
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I couldn’t possibly write a song about your beauty. I don’t have the talent or skills with words to be able to capture such delicate elegance, such gorgeous gracefulness on paper. And if by some miracle we were able to capture your enchanting essence in a song without it setting fire to the pen, we would never be able to play it in fear of everyone hearing it falling madly and obsessively in love with you, and starting a war similar to when Paris stole Helen, only with a million ships being launched instead of a thousand. And I’d need silk for paper and a diamond pen to even attempt for the song to be worthy.

 

Twinkle Twinkle

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3 Comments

  1. ruby wax

    December 9, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    That was the most beautiful poem I ever heard.

  2. Gold Woody

    February 15, 2014 at 11:24 pm

    Well fuck me, somebody left a comment on this wow? Do you know how emotional I had to get to write that? I don’t think I will ever recover.

    • Amanda

      May 8, 2015 at 8:23 pm

      Beautiful words

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