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    I Invented The Dad Bod With Jason Segel

    So my name is Max and I call myself Maximizer. I am half man and half teddy bear, I carry a comfort zone, some girls like it and bite and tickle my belly. It’s cute though this...

    • Posted 2 years ago
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    Maximizer Interviews Caitlin Cronenberg: Goldwoody

    Caitlin Cronenberg is a babe; though we are not really here to talk about the fact that she wants my body, we are here to talk about the awesome new super group called The Plateaus. Caitlin directed...

    • Posted 2 years ago
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    The Best Quote Ever

    Patrick Swayze was the man, many people really dissed him and I dont know why. Did you see him in Point Break? How amazing was he in that? More importantly he gave one of the best quotes...

    • Posted 2 years ago
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    Eric Jensen’s Sink Art

    Eric Jensen is a fine redhead, and an artist. He also has a nice smile. He lives in Montreal and his art is the balls. I first saw his sink art, I freaked out. Its the first time I...

    • Posted 2 years ago
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    Interview With The C*nt Smasher

    I am glad to hear that Gold Woody is for sure ready for me. My background is murky to say the least, but with the advent of the information superhighway and with the aid of webTV, I’ve been able...

    • Posted 2 years ago
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    Banksy Is Damien Hirst Part 1

    Goldwoody knows for a fact that Banksy is Damien Hirst, our tenacious and cut-throat correspondents in the UK have been on him for a while. It’s like Damien walks in his house in Bristol and then a hooded dude...

    • Posted 2 years ago
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