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Oh No! Men’s Leggins Are Here!

By on December 14, 2012

I mean its not new, and every cunt is talking about men’s leggins now. Motley Cru and Def Leopard fans have been wearing them for years. Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickinson loved to show off his package in them, and Justin Bieber, Russell Brand and Lenny Kravitz are busting them out. Though since Bieber was worn them, now the hipsters, or should we say “Wannabe-Hipsters”, who are even worse,  have added these tights to their outfit.

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A nice package, and not a camel-toe. And a pair of moon boots, or slippers to wear with them, only wear dark colours, there’s one thing about hipsters, or “wannabe-hipsters”, they don’t wear dark colours, ever. And finally you need Dov Charney and American Apparel’s help to make unisex tights for all mankind. By 2014.5 will this bullshit will be over?

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  1. Wanker

    December 14, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    Do i look like poofter?

  2. vinegar tom

    December 14, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    i wouldn’t do it. i mean, how could i live with myself. tucking your balls into that and starting the day like it’s all ok. this is a bad omen. this is a horseman. even though i live in europe i’m saying no.

  3. seb

    December 14, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    honestly I have done worse

  4. Hart

    December 14, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Probably wouldn’t wear these. Depends how far into a bender I was though. Maybe get a blonde wig and a belt with a huge hunting knife and go drink at a children’s playground, doing bumps with the knife. Could be fun.

  5. Anonymous

    December 14, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Confidence is the hottest thing on the fucking planet. I’d be into it .

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