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Lobster Benedict Brings Camel Juice And Moose Wood

By on December 9, 2012

Lobster Benedict. Lobster Benedict. Lobster Benedict. So you wake up in the morning laying next to you is a mop of amazing hair, the universe is reclining in it. You think to yourself ” I am a lucky one”. You get up and walk buck naked past your stunt double that winks at you from the mirror, you walk into the kitchen and you make a  Lobster Benedict, naked. Its so very simple, mind you the most beautiful things in life are so simple. Smiles mostly.

As you finish this prepossessing dish with your soul-homie, you feel the camel juice, and moose wood take over your body and soul, and you begin another adventure. Sunday’s are the best.

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One Comment

  1. Joan Of Hark

    December 9, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    This made me horny. What is it porn food?

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