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How To Score Black Pussy

By on February 25, 2015
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By Mr. Cat

You want some of this? I know you do. I see the way you look at me, all goo-goo eyed, making your little kissy faces and shit.

You know you want to get your hands on this fine black pussy. You want to stroke it, and rub it, make it purr. Oh yeah, baby. But don’t you be thinking you can just get up in my shit just like that. Un-uh. You want it, you gotta show me what you gonna do fo ME.

That’s right Mister. You think this sweet black ass just been sitting around all day waiting for you to show up? Hell no!

You ain’t the only muthafuckah wanna pat this, you know. Your neighbour down the hall, he allays smilin’ at me, all friendly n shit, be puttin’ out cans of tuna, jes’ hopin’ I gonna go over and rub up against his big strong legs. He one fine-ass lookin’ man, your neighbour is.

You leave me here on this couch watching Oprah all day, nothing to do but lick myself and scratch up you nasty-ass furniture, whatdafuck you think is gonna happen?

Then you just walk in here like you own the place. My box ain’t clean, my toys has all been played wit, and ‘scuse me, Mister man, but that food bowl ain’t exackly gonna fill itself, youknowhatimsayin’?

Oh no, no, no, you din’t?!! Has you done lost your fool-ass mind? Did you just go and try to pat me just now?!!! You think you can just walk in here without no mutafuckin’ treats, you got another think comin’!

Get yo sorry ass down to the pet store and pick me up some treats, mothafucka! I ain’t playin’ around witchu no mo. Get me some TREATS, or the last thing you gonna see is this fine black ass walkin’ away from you.

And nunna that liver shit, either. I hate that.


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3 Comments

  1. Ruby Wax

    January 25, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    Black pussy is the new black!

  2. Jackeroo J

    January 25, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    Im so getting rid of my GF this spring. Need a new flavor.

  3. Amanda Smooth

    January 25, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    Coming from a guy that hates white people, Robbie Dillon. White people are passe for shiz.

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