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Help Me, My GF Is A Slut!

By on March 5, 2013
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She’s leaving now because I just heard the slamming of the door, the way I heard it slam one hundred times before. I may as well go and write tragic love sonnets tonight, my companionship to her is of a cock with no spurs. She says “It is unaesthetic to wear something that hides your legs”.  I’m not sure if that’s her using a vibrator or her phone going off constantly, Romeo is bleeding, besotted Romeo stop texting my girl, fuck your whims. My feelings are crushed, on their way to the hospital, critical condish.  Oh please stay way from my girl.

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