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Dude Macaulay, You Look Swell!

By on April 4, 2013

Macaulay Culkin has gained ten pounds everybody! He no longer looks like is under-nourished and he just got dug up. This is great news as we want Mac to live, we want Mila Kunis to walk by him in the street and think ” Fuck I want him, I fucked up big time”. Well Kunis you did because he looks awesome, with his Tom Cruise in Magnolia haircut and his hipster shades.  You fucked up! He would of ran through copious amounts of swarming bees for you girl! Go Macca!  I smell a dirty old comeback!



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